Well now I am homeowner.

Or that’s what they say. I feel more like my home owns me . That for the next 30 years I am tied to this thing. And It is going to be sucking the money out of my pocket. Well you got to live somewhere.

Unfortunately, for me when those guys offering to refinance my home call up I can’t just tell them “ I gots no home but if you want to send some cash my way…..”. To be honest I never get to the word cash but I’m ready with a good fifteen minute monalog on How much I would like them to send me money.

I guess I could use the D. Deamond approach to telemarketers and just repeat back to them what ever they say in a Cheerful up beat manner. According to all reports it makes them nuts and gives you a warm fuzzy. Try it out and let me know how it works for you.

Anyway back to the house. My house comes with a load of debt in the form of a mortgage. Something i’ve never had before. Its going to take a little getting use to this having a mortgage. It’s better than rent cause you get the tax break but if you don’t pay your rent what are they going to take your Bee Gees albums and cds .

I don’t know. Having a mortgage isn’t all that reassuring. Have you ever notice how “mortal” as in “mortal wound” , “mortician and “mortgage” all start with “mort”? It’s like they all have to do with death or something. As in the sentence “Help, my mortgage is killing me!”. Or “I’m sorry, Mr Smith. You have terminal mortgage. Please, pay the nurse cash on the way out.”

No worries. I know if i keep working on my debt in a systematic way I’ll be debt free someday. So, No worries. I’m going to keep plugging along. I owe , I owe so off to work I go.

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